and hope it's not Alomo that they are drinking lols
Thursday, 31 December 2015
wow! 12 Apostles of Jesus Christ all black and wearing traditional attires lol
and hope it's not Alomo that they are drinking lols
She asked for the 'disabled' sign to be cut off from her photo, she gets the opposite lols...
Wednesday, 30 December 2015
Lol: when you try to toast a lady not knowing her husand is behind you(Cartoon)
Be careful who's behind you
Scammer sent scam sms and got a good reply lols
Good reply, some people are just so jobless. How many of you guys have this kinda sms? Me i have gotten many of them lol.
When you are chatting with a village girl lols
A village girl will alway be a village girl, no matter how much you try to change her lols.
A Zoo issues ominous warning to visitors...lol
When Nigerian guys heard Angelina Jolie is coming lols.
Oh yea! Who no Like better thing?
They too wanna be adopted by mega star.
They too wanna be adopted by mega star.
Lols, when you finally catch the guy sending those Mtn messages
Oh mehn! This is exactly what i will do when i catch the person.
Checkout this Lady's wedding gown lols... (only in kenya)
Tuesday, 29 December 2015
When his Physics is so intimidating lols (Cartoon)
lols even if they don't want it, what can they do? nothing his giant-ism is just to much
Nawa for this signpost O lols (Photo)
Them they develop dull children, you can imagine,
if you carry your children come this kind place, your pikin go dull pass Akpos lols
What is this Lil man doing, gerrarathere! Lol
Doesn't taste like your mum's breastises, does it? Lol
Bad Girls that wants God fearing man lols (funny)
God fearing man ko, better go fine terry g. Make you and am dey kraze together lolz
This Lady wore a dress made out of #Access bank Atm Cards to Music Meets Runway?
The ex-beauty queen and 2013 MBGN Tourism was the cynosure of all eyes when she arrived the venue of the biggest music cum fashion event in Nigeria yesterday.
Paparazzi couldn’t stop taking pictures of the 23-year-old certified nurse and her Access Bank Card dress. The surprisingly beautiful gown was designed by artistic fashion designer, Bola Yinka-Obebe, from Marayah O. She had designed dresses for Omawunmi, Bolanle Olukanni, Liz Awoniyi amongst other. Will you rock this dress? See more pictures …
Monday, 28 December 2015
lols, Seen on twitter. Football fans can vex sha...
How to Date a Rich Man
Women do not date broke men, that’s for sure. That however does not mean that women are gold-diggers, it just means that no woman is willing to pay for dates, movies or dinners. That is a preserve of the man and any man worth his reputation should not ask for splitting of the bill.
Now that going after Mr. Moneybags is acceptable, let me show you how to meet a man whose bank account would scare all the suitors you have met before.
Be classy and cultured
If you have ever wondered where the fool and his money met, you are not alone. There is a huge scarcity of fools with money. Chances of the guy with the Bimmer next door being an idiot are zero. Nada! You therefore need to be of class and well-mannered like a cultured person. Most rich people have been brought up in proper families and have a problem socializing below their social standing.
Look like a Queen on her Wedding Day
Even men with nothing to offer are choosy. No man wants to be seen with a woman who looks like she just stepped out of a coal mine. Rich men are particularly choosy. You can’t blame them as they get lots of women throwing themselves at them. You must be dressed for conquering and the men you meet must get an adrenaline rush.
If you are giving the male species more butterflies than they can handle, then the alpha male may just be for you. After all, women want a dominant man; you can’t fail with the leader of the pack.
Don’t be Trashy
It is one thing for men to get a hard on every time they see you and another one to be attracted to you. A trashy woman just gets men coming after her for the honey and never keeping the pot. If a man thinks that it’s out there for everyone, they won’t want to keep you.
A few classic pieces especially a dress will get rough men treating you like you would break if they let you go. People will always treat you by the image you portray and investing in a decent wardrobe can serve you well in finding you the guy with the key to endless shopping and trips.
Go Easy on the Make Up
Given a chance, most men would choose a natural woman. However many women feel threatened when they see others looking glamorous in all colors of the rainbow. They will smear their faces with every piece of make-up they can lay their hands on. While some little make-up can accentuate your beauty, overdoing it makes you look unreal or even scary.
Be a Lady
Some men have a problem with women who show affection in public. This is not just for rich men only. A lady on the street and a tigress in bed is more like it. Save your wild gyrations for bedminton and you will always receive that call when the night is still young.
Do your Research
Some men may claim to be of status by borrowing cars, money, house etc. The power shifts as soon as he takes you to bed so it would be a good thing if you found out if he was worth unleashing your goods for. Otherwise you could end up being joke for dudes. Remember men who lie about their status are more likely to kiss and tell, just to nurse their egos. If you ever wonder why his friends hit on you too, it must be because he told them of the one night stand you had when his borrowed Toyota and the soft loan he was spending got the better of you.
Money can’t buy Happiness
Inasmuch as you want to marry money, remember that there are bored millionaire housewives out there. The dude is rich enough to hire a private eye so don’t think about some escapades with your newest catch. Moral of the lesson? Don’t be blinded by money to avoid looking at things like character, attraction and bonding. They are the things that sustain a relationship in the long run.
Read this funny Joke, Patrick And his Girlfriend...
Patrick and his Girlfriend were taking a romantic
walk down the beach one cold night.
Patrick grabbed the girl's hands, drew her closer to
himself, kissed her and said; Baby, you know I love you so
much. There's no one here, Its just
the two of us so Let's do WEWEECHU.
The girl looked around and said; My love, I don't want to do
WEWEECHU please. Let's just hold hands and cuddle.
Patrick agreed.
After a while, Patrick asked her again; Oh baby, my love,
please Let's do WEWEECHU! The girl replied; Baby, don't
rush me. I don't want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in
your arms. Patrick calmed down.
After a long while, Patrick couldn't hold it any longer.
He said; My heartbeat, its not fair oh! Let's do
WEWEECHU na! We haven't done it since last year
oh! Let's do it now na.
The girl reluctantly agreed and Patrick immediately grabbed
her closer to himself, hugged her tightly, brought out the
guitar strapped to his back and they both start singing:
"WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! WEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS!!! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Lol, See your dirty mind, What were you thinking
WEWEECHU was?
MERRY CHRISTMAS in to you all. ;
walk down the beach one cold night.
Patrick grabbed the girl's hands, drew her closer to
himself, kissed her and said; Baby, you know I love you so
much. There's no one here, Its just
the two of us so Let's do WEWEECHU.
The girl looked around and said; My love, I don't want to do
WEWEECHU please. Let's just hold hands and cuddle.
Patrick agreed.
After a while, Patrick asked her again; Oh baby, my love,
please Let's do WEWEECHU! The girl replied; Baby, don't
rush me. I don't want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in
your arms. Patrick calmed down.
After a long while, Patrick couldn't hold it any longer.
He said; My heartbeat, its not fair oh! Let's do
WEWEECHU na! We haven't done it since last year
oh! Let's do it now na.
The girl reluctantly agreed and Patrick immediately grabbed
her closer to himself, hugged her tightly, brought out the
guitar strapped to his back and they both start singing:
"WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! WEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS!!! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Lol, See your dirty mind, What were you thinking
WEWEECHU was?
MERRY CHRISTMAS in to you all. ;
Spoilt Child (Joke)
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Paulinus says
“I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a
Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susu? ” the teacher asks. Susie says, “I wanna be Paulinus’s bitch.”
“I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a
Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susu? ” the teacher asks. Susie says, “I wanna be Paulinus’s bitch.”
lols Check Father Christmas Well (Cartoon)
Lol. Make them check am well o. Them nor dey trust anybody these days.
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN, (this is funny)
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."
3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.
8) When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.
paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful.
True or false
True or false
Sunday, 27 December 2015
Lmao, When your gramma mistakenly throws your fuel away lols
I know it's funny, and we are all Laughing, but my people, if you were in his situation you will do worst O lols,
fuel is a hot cake in Nigeria mehn
fuel is a hot cake in Nigeria mehn
MY UNBORN DAUGHTER'S MARRIAGE LIST!!! (Read and Laugh
MY UNBORN DAUGHTER'S MARRIAGE LIST!!!
1) 3 cows
2) 16 bags of rice
3) 72 litres of red oil
4) 15 iphone 6+
5) 12 bags of salt
6) 18 largest inch plasma tv with stabilizer
each
7) 2 range rover sport car....latest models pls
8) 150 imported Uk bags for her mother
9) 700 versace shoes not ABA made abeg
10) 5 apple laptops new ones
11) 5 ipads
12) 16 set of boxes from Dubai
13) 10 washing machines
14) 50 bags of Semovita and 45 bags of wheat
15) 1 big sack of kolanut
16) 20 dozen of boxers and singlets
17) 90 carton of frozen chicken
18) 98 crate of Mineral
19) 14 deep freezer must be of good product.
20) Must build a mansion for 8
member of her family and sponsor their kids to
study in Oxford university
21) Must open a shopping mall for her mother in
UK
22) You must treat her like a Queen
23) HER BRIDE PRICE WILL BE JUST 30 NAIRA COS WE'RE
NOT SELLING HER OUT...
1) 3 cows
2) 16 bags of rice
3) 72 litres of red oil
4) 15 iphone 6+
5) 12 bags of salt
6) 18 largest inch plasma tv with stabilizer
each
7) 2 range rover sport car....latest models pls
8) 150 imported Uk bags for her mother
9) 700 versace shoes not ABA made abeg
10) 5 apple laptops new ones
11) 5 ipads
12) 16 set of boxes from Dubai
13) 10 washing machines
14) 50 bags of Semovita and 45 bags of wheat
15) 1 big sack of kolanut
16) 20 dozen of boxers and singlets
17) 90 carton of frozen chicken
18) 98 crate of Mineral
19) 14 deep freezer must be of good product.
20) Must build a mansion for 8
member of her family and sponsor their kids to
study in Oxford university
21) Must open a shopping mall for her mother in
UK
22) You must treat her like a Queen
23) HER BRIDE PRICE WILL BE JUST 30 NAIRA COS WE'RE
NOT SELLING HER OUT...
Saturday, 26 December 2015
TF? What kind of Father Christmas is this?
Moral Lesson (Funny Joke)
One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asked the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with a moral. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story.
Little Fejiro raises her hand. “My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road.” When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Fejiro replied, “Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket.”
Little Ejiro went next. “My dad owns a farm too. Every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only eight of the 12 eggs hatched.”; Again, the teacher asked for the moral of the story. Ejiro replied, “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.”
Next up was little Kalistus. “My uncle Akpos fought in the Civil war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed but could only take a case of beer, a machine gun, and a machete. On the way down, he drank the case of beer. Then he landed right in the middle of 100 Nigerian soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then he ran out of bullets! So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. Then the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands.”
The teacher looked a little shocked. After clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story. “Well,” Johnny replied, “Don’t Fuck with Uncle Akpos when he’s drunk.”
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