AKPORS had a dream dat he died & went to
heaven,on
reaching there before entering into the holly
place, he heard satan conversing with God &
it was as follow;
SATAN - Am the one people like most on
facebook.
GOD-
Why are u so sure?
SATAN-
Because many people use the facebook for
things
dat saddens u & pleases me.
GOD- You may have children in ur hand,but i
have my
kids who use facebook as a way to
evangelise &
communicate among themselves without
pleasing u or saddening me.
SATAN-
What is ur evidence?
GOD- Its easy,my kids will comment,`AMEN'
to this
message.
SATAN- I doubt it,they'll read & ignore.
GOD- Ok,let us see now if u are still arguing.
Comment "AMEN" to prove that satan is a liar
Thursday, 6 August 2015
Lol. Kenyan president's PA chased away by US security as he posed by Obama's limo
Funny Joke: Little boy's Prayer that caused trouble lol
A little boy was ordered to lead in prayer...:
BOY: But i dont know how to pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and
neighbours, the poor, etc
BOY: "Dear Lord.."
he started,Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they won't come again.
Forgive our neighbour's
son, who always remove my sister's clothes and wrestle with her on her
bed. This coming Christmas, please
send clothes to all
those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry! ...and also provide shelter for the homeless men who use
mom's room when daddy is at work!
BOY: But i dont know how to pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and
neighbours, the poor, etc
BOY: "Dear Lord.."
he started,Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they won't come again.
Forgive our neighbour's
son, who always remove my sister's clothes and wrestle with her on her
bed. This coming Christmas, please
send clothes to all
those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry! ...and also provide shelter for the homeless men who use
mom's room when daddy is at work!
°°°AMEN°°°°
Guess What Happened!!
Guess What Happened!!
Lol..See how residents of Guraka LGA in Niger State chased PHCN officials away
Wednesday, 5 August 2015
A Father's love:
Aww, as seen on a street in Lagos yesterday. Good man. yes its funny, but its still cool
Tuesday, 4 August 2015
Monday, 3 August 2015
Lovely story about a Crow and Parrot and others
A crow lived in the forest and was absolutely
satisfied in life. But one day he saw a swan. “This
swan is so white,” he thought, “and I am so black.
This swan must be the happiest bird in the world.”
He expressed his thoughts to the swan. “Actually,”
the swan replied, “I was feeling that I was the
happiest bird around until I saw a parrot, which has
two colors. I now think the parrot is the happiest
bird in creation.”
The crow then approached the parrot. The parrot
explained, “I lived a very happy life until I saw a
peacock. I have only two colors, but the peacock
has multiple colors.”
The crow then visited a peacock in the zoo and saw
that hundreds of people had gathered to see him.
After the people had left, the crow approached
the peacock. “Dear peacock,” the crow said, “you
are so beautiful. Every day thousands of people
come to see you. When people see me, they
immediately shoo me away. I think you are the
happiest bird on the planet.”
The peacock replied, “I always thought that I was
the most beautiful and happy bird on the planet.
But because of my beauty, I am entrapped in this
zoo. I have examined the zoo very carefully, and I
have realized that the crow is the only bird not
kept in a cage. So for past few days I have been
thinking that if I were a crow, I could happily
roam everywhere.”
That’s our problem too. We make unnecessary
comparison with others and become sad. We don’t
value what God has given us. This all leads to the
vicious cycle of unhappiness. Learn to be happy in
what you have instead of looking at what you don’t
have.
There will always be someone who will have more or
less than you have. The person who is satisfied
with what he/she has, is the happiest person in the
world.
A 1000% LAFF FUNNY JOKE: Junior and Daddy
DADDY : Hey junior, I know I
beat you a lot, but it's because you are very naughty. Do you ever feel
bad when I beat you cos I don't normally see it in
your actions afterwards.
SON : Dad I feel bad all of the time
DADDY : Sorry boy, But don't you feel like getting back
at me to make you feel better.
SON : I do dad,
everytime.
DADDY : Well sulking about, isn't the way to go about
it, is it?
SON : Ahhh, Dad I've got my ways. All I do is go and wash the toilet and I feel better immediately.
DADDY : Ha ha ha ha, And how does that make you
feel better?
SON : I always use your toothbrush, and I put it
back immediately. Ha ha ha ha!!
Junior has been admitted in Lagos General Hospital Now.
Saturday, 1 August 2015
Lol funny Hillarious questions for you.
One day you and ur fiance visted there house when you get there.
they gathered to welcome you to your amazement his mother
happen to be the doctor who advise you to stop abortion after five times.
his sister is the girl you fought with over a guy.
his father is your sugar daddy who drop you from hotel before coming wit ur fiance finally his brothera is d 1 wu impregnate you 5 tyms.
THE QUESTION IS IF U ARE D ONE WOT ARE U GOING TO DO?
they gathered to welcome you to your amazement his mother
happen to be the doctor who advise you to stop abortion after five times.
his sister is the girl you fought with over a guy.
his father is your sugar daddy who drop you from hotel before coming wit ur fiance finally his brothera is d 1 wu impregnate you 5 tyms.
THE QUESTION IS IF U ARE D ONE WOT ARE U GOING TO DO?
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