Saturday, 2 January 2016
You dey use me do yeye abi? donjazzy confronts Olamide lols (Funny Meme)
Papa Junior the Sharp Guy Caught steering at her Bum bum (Cartoon)
Big Gambler (Joke)
One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
“Hello Johnny, what are you up to?” he asked. “My goldfish died and I’m gonna bury him,” Johnny replied. “That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbor.
“That’s because he’s inside your cat!”
“Hello Johnny, what are you up to?” he asked. “My goldfish died and I’m gonna bury him,” Johnny replied. “That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbor.
“That’s because he’s inside your cat!”
lols, na so we see amA boy asks a teenage girl for a bra photo, he didnt expect this response, lol
Friday, 1 January 2016
#THEHEADIES2015 See Lil kesh message to the #Headies and Hiptv
Yea! On behalf of Lil Kesh, we the team of Funnynaija.com are sending this message to the Headies award.
For not giving him what was rightfully his.
For not giving him what was rightfully his.
Hilarious photo! is this Lady holding a d*ck?
FunnyJoke: OYIBO and NAIJA PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK lol
OYIBO PEOPLEL:
Guy: may I know a bit about you?
Girl: Oh certainly, I am Samantha, I'm 26, I work as a system analyst
with Dell, I am single with one adorable daughter.
I live at Crown
Heights, New York in my own apartment... You?
NAIJA PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK:
Guy; Babe you look good. May I know a little about you?
Babe: What about me do you want to know
Guy: what's your name?
Babe: Can't you see it in my profile?
Guy: How old are you?
Babe: guess...
Guy: what do you do for a living?
Babe: see JAMB question o!
Guy: well I guess I shd just leave you be since you really don't wanna
tell me anything about you
Babe: It's like you're hot-tempered! Abeg o!!!
True or False
Guy: may I know a bit about you?
Girl: Oh certainly, I am Samantha, I'm 26, I work as a system analyst
with Dell, I am single with one adorable daughter.
I live at Crown
Heights, New York in my own apartment... You?
NAIJA PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK:
Guy; Babe you look good. May I know a little about you?
Babe: What about me do you want to know
Guy: what's your name?
Babe: Can't you see it in my profile?
Guy: How old are you?
Babe: guess...
Guy: what do you do for a living?
Babe: see JAMB question o!
Guy: well I guess I shd just leave you be since you really don't wanna
tell me anything about you
Babe: It's like you're hot-tempered! Abeg o!!!
True or False
funnyJoke: Text Message Trouble
Men of the Nigerian Police Force arrested Akpos and they were checking his phone.
At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in.
It says, “Please, if you are coming, buy one Ak-47 with 6 bullets so we can be prepared for tonight’s operation.”
How would Akpos explain to the police that his friend meant Vodka (Ak-47) and Energy drink (Bullet)? To make matter worse, his friend’s name is Robert but he saved it as “ROB-1″ on his phone!
my peole Abeg na wetin Akpos go do?
At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in.
It says, “Please, if you are coming, buy one Ak-47 with 6 bullets so we can be prepared for tonight’s operation.”
How would Akpos explain to the police that his friend meant Vodka (Ak-47) and Energy drink (Bullet)? To make matter worse, his friend’s name is Robert but he saved it as “ROB-1″ on his phone!
What should Akpos do?- See more at: http://funnyakposjokes.com/akpos-joke-text-message-trouble/#sthash.HXzq3zk2.dpuf
At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in.
It says, “Please, if you are coming, buy one Ak-47 with 6 bullets so we can be prepared for tonight’s operation.”
How would Akpos explain to the police that his friend meant Vodka (Ak-47) and Energy drink (Bullet)? To make matter worse, his friend’s name is Robert but he saved it as “ROB-1″ on his phone!
What should Akpos do?- See more at: http://funnyakposjokes.com/akpos-joke-text-message-trouble/#sthash.HXzq3zk2.dpuf
At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in.
It says, “Please, if you are coming, buy one Ak-47 with 6 bullets so we can be prepared for tonight’s operation.”
How would Akpos explain to the police that his friend meant Vodka (Ak-47) and Energy drink (Bullet)? To make matter worse, his friend’s name is Robert but he saved it as “ROB-1″ on his phone!
my peole Abeg na wetin Akpos go do?
Men of the Nigerian Police Force arrest Akpos and they were checking his phone.
At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in.
It says, “Please, if you are coming, buy one Ak-47 with 6 bullets so we can be prepared for tonight’s operation.”
How would Akpos explain to the police that his friend meant Vodka (Ak-47) and Energy drink (Bullet)? To make matter worse, his friend’s name is Robert but he saved it as “ROB-1″ on his phone!
What should Akpos do?
- See more at: http://funnyakposjokes.com/akpos-joke-text-message-trouble/#sthash.HXzq3zk2.dpufcx
At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in.
It says, “Please, if you are coming, buy one Ak-47 with 6 bullets so we can be prepared for tonight’s operation.”
How would Akpos explain to the police that his friend meant Vodka (Ak-47) and Energy drink (Bullet)? To make matter worse, his friend’s name is Robert but he saved it as “ROB-1″ on his phone!
What should Akpos do?
- See more at: http://funnyakposjokes.com/akpos-joke-text-message-trouble/#sthash.HXzq3zk2.dpufcx
Akpos Joke: Text Message Trouble
Men of the Nigerian Police Force arrest Akpos and they were checking his phone.At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in.
It says, “Please, if you are coming, buy one Ak-47 with 6 bullets so we can be prepared for tonight’s operation.”
How would Akpos explain to the police that his friend meant Vodka (Ak-47) and Energy drink (Bullet)? To make matter worse, his friend’s name is Robert but he saved it as “ROB-1″ on his phone!
What should Akpos do?
Akpos Joke: Text Message Trouble
Men of the Nigerian Police Force arrest Akpos and they were checking his phone.At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in.
It says, “Please, if you are coming, buy one Ak-47 with 6 bullets so we can be prepared for tonight’s operation.”
How would Akpos explain to the police that his friend meant Vodka (Ak-47) and Energy drink (Bullet)? To make matter worse, his friend’s name is Robert but he saved it as “ROB-1″ on his phone!
What should Akpos do?
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