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Shocking response to questions on the African continent. Click to watch

Rugged Husband ( Funny Joke)

The DSS had an open position for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents. For the final test, the DSS agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.’ Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair… we need you to kill her’ The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’ The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job.

Take your wife and go home.’ The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’ The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife home.’
Finally, the last man was given the same instructions, to kill his wife. He took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

 After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the man, wiping the sweat from his brow. ‘Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks’ he said. ‘I had to strangle that Dam to death’.

See how this Fulani boy was treated after graduating from University lols

Lol. Congrats to him!

See what a scorned woman did to her man's clothes...lol. (photo)

This photo shows how a suspected scorned woman got revenge on her man by dumping his clothes on top of a car parked on the street. The photo which has been shared on Facebook, shows a collection of shirts and trousers dumped on the roof and bonnet of a black 4X4 vehicle.
Attached to the car is a white piece of paper or cloth with a message, apparently written in fiery red ink. It says: "Men's clothes - free to a good home". Lol



Although it is unclear why the clothes have been dumped on the car or when, it has been speculated that it is the handiwork of a scorned woman.

According to the Bolton News, the car was photographed outside a home in Charles Street in Leigh on New Year's Eve.

Lol...See Davido's advice to Olamide months ago...

What Davido tweeted in October... and yes olamide did... he really did.

BREAKING NEWS :

BREAKING NEWS : Mtn is giving out Etisalat credit to all Glo users on Airtel line.
Who is interested?

Dude mistakenly texts his mom that he had sex

lols This one na Gobe!
comment  if you get the Joke

someone pls advice this olodo for me lols

my God! where do we want to start? is it from correcting his Queens Grammar lols, or answering the Question he asked?

#Olamide vs Donjazzy see them in Wrestling and Fight outfit lols.

Who do you think will win this fight?

 

Lols!

QUESTIONS I SEEM NOT TO FIND ANSWERS TO (Read and Laugh)

1. Why count your money in front of the ATM?
Will you return it if it’s not complete?
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2. Why are people afraid to talk in the exam hall even when the questions clearly say “Discuss”?
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3. Why are some girls looking for tall guys with
pink lips and six packs when their fathers are
short, potbellied with black protruding lips… Can’t
you be humble like your mother? .

4. If People Can Use “LOL” Without Even Laughing,
don't u think they can use “I Love You” Without
Even Loving You?
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5. You’ve been Engaged since 2010, till today you’re still ENGAGED. My dear, are you LORD OF THE RINGS?
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6. Why is it that babies in the womb stay for 9
months before they are born, yet they aren’t 9
months old they are born? .
WHY??

Be careful This days, this happened Lastnight. (Read)

My people we should be very careful this days...
This happened to me last night when i returned
home....
My face oooooooo I can't believe what just
happened to me, Wonders they always say shall never
end. I was standing in front of the entrance of my house
to open the gate so I can go in. Then a woman came
and told me that she knows me, that she has met me
before. So I was like I can't really recall where and
when I met you, anyway, please remind me.

Then the
woman said that she had met me in a conference in
Ghana, in February to be precise. Oops! Madam, I have
never been to Ghana this year......that was my reply.
Before I could complete the statement, I heard "TAWAI -
TAWAI", A very hot slap on my face, if the temperature
of that slap was to be measured, it will be around
2000C. I felt so confused, at first I thought the slap was
from a man, I looked behind her to see if there was
another person behind her, but there was none. I tried
to ask her what I have done, I was trying to apologize,
sorry Ma for not recalling your name ‘TAWAI!’ the hot
slap came the 2nd time!!! I couldn't bear it any longer. I
regretted not releasing my dogs in the morning.

I held the woman's hair & started pulling her legs. I pulled and
pulled, stretched and stretched her legs then pulled
again just as am pulling your legs now lol.
Kaiiiii! Una too like gist oooooooo. See as una dey serious dey read am sha...
Any way, Just want to say, we shall all have a prosperous #2016. AMEN

Lol. Y'all need to read this! Crazy girl on twitter narrates about their hoeism

This story is trending on America twitter. It's hilarious! Read her tweets after the cut...

#Funnyjoke: Naked for fast money lols

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor..

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Good morning everybody...