This quiz for women is going around on Facebook and it's to determine if you are a freak or not. Answer the questions below and tell us your score
5 Point Questions :
1. Have You Ever Engaged In Anal Sex?
2. Have You Ever Participated In A Threesome?
3. Have You Ever Eaten Man Butt?
4. Have You Ever Peed On Somebody?
5. Have You Ever Received Oral Sex During Your Period?
6. Have You Ever Sucked A Guy’s Toes?
7. Have You Ever Had Sex In A Club, Bar Or Lounge?
8. Have You Ever Had Sex In Front Of Somebody Else?
9. Have you ever been paid money for sex?
10. Have any of your sexual encounters ever made it onto MediaTakeOut.com?
2 Point Questions
11. Have You Ever Made A Sex Tape?
12. Have You Ever Had Sex On Your Period?
13. Have You Ever Had Sex With Somebody You Met Off Social Media?
14. Have You Ever Had First Date Sex?
15. Have You Ever Had A One Night Stand?
16. Have You Ever Used Food Products In The Bedroom?
17. Have You Ever Had Somebody Spit Inside Your Mouth?
18. Have You Ever Had Casual Sex With A Celebrity Or Professional Athlete?
19. Have You Ever Let Guy Cum On Your Face?
20. Have You Ever Had A Finger Inside Your Booty During Sex
21. Have You Ever Had Sex With Somebody Over 10 Years Older Than You?
22. Have You Ever Let A Female Give You Oral?
23. Have You Ever Let A Female Use A Sex Toy On You?
24. Have You Ever Had Casual Sex During A Vacation?
25. Have You Ever Had A Orgasm On The Phone Or FaceTime?
Answers
100-90 - You Basically A PornStar …
88-78 - You Lust Goddess Status
76-66 - You Filthy McNASTY
64-54 - You A Regular Freak
52-42 - Step Your Freak Levels Up
40-0 - You are WAAAY to pure and serene.
Monday, 11 January 2016
He wants to be US president but thinks Paris is in Germany...lol

Sunday, 10 January 2016
Aww, breeze exposes this lady's bo obs while having a photoshoot (photos)
Saturday, 9 January 2016
Do us a favor and Die alone lol(Hiv Joke)
A Guy living abroad called his mum to say
.
OLA: "mom, I've got HIV n so I'm coming
home"
MOM: (begging) please, OLA, never come back
home".
OLA:(surprised) "why"
MOM: "If you come home, your wife will get it
and she will give it to ur brother, ur brother
will
give it to our house girl and she will give it to
your father. Your father will give it to me and I
will give it to our driver, our driver will give it
to
ur sister and if your sister gets it, then the
entire
village will get it. So we are counting on you to
die alone.
Pls do us Dat favour.
.
OLA: "mom, I've got HIV n so I'm coming
home"
MOM: (begging) please, OLA, never come back
home".
OLA:(surprised) "why"
MOM: "If you come home, your wife will get it
and she will give it to ur brother, ur brother
will
give it to our house girl and she will give it to
your father. Your father will give it to me and I
will give it to our driver, our driver will give it
to
ur sister and if your sister gets it, then the
entire
village will get it. So we are counting on you to
die alone.
Pls do us Dat favour.
Don't laugh alone
Why call Pu$$Y a Monkey (Joke)
Ijenebu realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said: “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: “My monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said: “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”
(i guess y'all knows what banana is here)
Her mom calmly said: “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: “My monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said: “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”
(i guess y'all knows what banana is here)
Friday, 8 January 2016
Photo: Leave trash for LAWMA...and they did...lol
What other evidence do you need before being convinced that Lagosians are truly law abiding citizens...lol
Check out the messages a lady received from a man because she didn't reply Facebook messages


Lol. Women have suffered. Yesterday, Funke Phillips shared the messages sent to her by a man because she didn't reply his inbox messages. Read Funke's sarcastic post after the cut...
"Ladies, make sure you always reply your inbox messages. You never know. Your future husband might just be lurking around there and if you don't reply he will think you're a 'snub' and your 'luck will pass you by'. Oshisko. This is actually the sanest out of a bunch of retards populating my inbox.
Jah will save me from mad people. Say Amen." Amen!
Old Mama Youngy (Joke)
Madame Patience decided to have a facelift for her birthday. She spent N1million and felt really good about the results. On her way home, she stopped at a dress shop to look around.
As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?” “About 35, “he replied. “I’m actually 47,” the woman said, feeling really happy. After that, she went into Mr Bigg’s for lunch and asked the order taker the same question.
He replied, “Oh, you look about 29.” “I am actually 47!” she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop, she asked an old man the same question. He replied, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman’s age.
If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age.” There was no one around, so the woman said, “What the hell?” and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, “OK, You are 47.” Stunned, the woman said, “That was brilliant! How did you do that?”
The old man replied, “I was behind you in line at Mr Biggs”
As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?” “About 35, “he replied. “I’m actually 47,” the woman said, feeling really happy. After that, she went into Mr Bigg’s for lunch and asked the order taker the same question.
He replied, “Oh, you look about 29.” “I am actually 47!” she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop, she asked an old man the same question. He replied, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman’s age.
If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age.” There was no one around, so the woman said, “What the hell?” and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, “OK, You are 47.” Stunned, the woman said, “That was brilliant! How did you do that?”
The old man replied, “I was behind you in line at Mr Biggs”
Thursday, 7 January 2016
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