Monday, 18 April 2016

Hilarious photo of the day!

You may see a Keke but the owner sees a Toyota Hilux. It's all in the mind...lol

Friday, 15 April 2016

Akpos Wife haves s ex with the neighbor (Funny joke)

Wife: honey can you please help me clean the garden
Husband: do i look like a gardener?
Wife:ooh am sorry honey, ok then fix bathroom door plz
Husband: do i look like a carpenter?
husband walks out, at returning, he finds the garden cleaned and the door
fixed.

Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself
Wife: its not me
Husband: who then?
Wife: Johnny our neighbor
Husband: how much did u pay him?
Wife: No, he just gave me 2 options, bread or sex
Husband: i hope you gave him bread
Wife: Do I look like a baker?...... 

Hahahahaha:-C:-) will you blame the wife?

You go, girl! As seen on 3rd Mainland Bridge today

Cute lady in heels seen riding a motorcycle on 3rd Mainland Bridge. #InternationalWomen'sday. Photo credit: Fakoya Tolulope

Thursday, 14 April 2016

Wednesday, 13 April 2016

Woman thought she ate some 'ass' when she saw her bill which read "Ass meat" Lol

Sharon Hamilton dined at an African restaurant and thoroughly enjoyed her meal of Jollof Rice and Chicken.
However, she was shocked when she got her ticket and it read "Ass Meat" (which really meant assorted meat) which she mistook for "Ass". Should we put her out of her misery or allow her to go on believing she ate "ass that was so good"? Lol. Her Facebook post after the cut...
"So today I had a chaotic day. After all the crap I went through.....I worked up an appetite & decided to try out this African restaurant. I didn't recognize anything on the menu....so I just told the waiter to give me something good. I started eating my food that included chicken. The chicken bones looked very different and I was thinking to myself.....they cut this chicken any kind of way. The food was delicious, but when I got my ticket this was the description of my food😢😢😢😢 lord what did I eat!! ‪#‎Imsick‬#didijusttossasalad ‪#‎whatwasit‬#iatesomeass#asstastelikechicken#thatasswasgood😰"

Sunday, 10 April 2016

Photo: See the tattered furniture in the Nigerian Senate hearing room

That is allegedly the current state of furniture in the Nigerian Senate's Hearing Room 2 despite the annual billions of Naira allocation. Photo credit: @NGShineYourEye

As seen in Ojuelegba this morning...

The hustle tight my brother, Anyway na way...:-)