Tuesday, 19 April 2016

Lol..this is what happens when your girlfriend doesn't trust you at all

Lol  this lady has serious trust issue...

(18+) Sexy joke Read and Laugh...


A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young
nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with
her, "You are so attractive and I must have s*x
with you."

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She
stands up and gets off at the next stop. The man
is devastated. The bus driver, who overheard,
turns to the man and says, "I can tell you how to
get to make love with her!"
"Really? says the man.
"Yeah!" says the bus driver. "She goes to the
cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to
pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe
with a hood, put some of that glowing powder
stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery
claiming to be an Angel."
The man promises to give it a Try and arrives at
the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next
Tuesday night.
"I am an Angel," he declares to the nun, keeping
the hood low about His face, "God has directed
me to make love with you."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to
restrict himself to anal s*x, as she is desperate
not to lose her virginity. The man agrees and
promptly has his wicked way with her. This was
the best s*x he had ever had.
After finishing, he jumps up and throws back his
hood with a flourish, "Ha-ha!" he laughed happily,
"Surprise surprise, I am the man from the bus!"
"Ha-ha!" replied the nun, "Surprise surprise, I am
the bus driver!"

Monday, 18 April 2016

Hardwork pays! lols see this photo

Lol.. you definitely think he wanted to tell us that he built this mansion and bought those classic cars, instead his telling us about his shorts lol...

Hilarious photo of the day!

You may see a Keke but the owner sees a Toyota Hilux. It's all in the mind...lol

Friday, 15 April 2016

Akpos Wife haves s ex with the neighbor (Funny joke)

Wife: honey can you please help me clean the garden
Husband: do i look like a gardener?
Wife:ooh am sorry honey, ok then fix bathroom door plz
Husband: do i look like a carpenter?
husband walks out, at returning, he finds the garden cleaned and the door
fixed.

Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself
Wife: its not me
Husband: who then?
Wife: Johnny our neighbor
Husband: how much did u pay him?
Wife: No, he just gave me 2 options, bread or sex
Husband: i hope you gave him bread
Wife: Do I look like a baker?...... 

Hahahahaha:-C:-) will you blame the wife?

You go, girl! As seen on 3rd Mainland Bridge today

Cute lady in heels seen riding a motorcycle on 3rd Mainland Bridge. #InternationalWomen'sday. Photo credit: Fakoya Tolulope

Thursday, 14 April 2016