Wednesday, 4 May 2016

Every single was a hit! See all the funny tweets and memes inspired by Olamide’s rant at the Headies 2015


The rapper with his YBNL crew joined Adekunle Gold on stage as the ‘Sade’ singer won the award for ‘Best Alternative’ song.
Olamide‘s reaction after his protégé, Lil Kesh, lost the Next Rated award to Reekado Banks at the 10th edition of Nigeria’s hip hop world awards, The Headies on January 1, 2016 will be remembered for years.

The rapper, with his YBNL crew, joined Adekunle Gold on stage as the ‘Sade’ singer won the award for ‘Best Alternative’ song and after Adekunle’s acceptance speech, Olamide took the microphone angrily rants: ‘Lil Kesh is our Next Rated artiste, fuck that shit, baba iyayan, street ti take over.’
He continued: ‘Every fucking single was a hit, back to back from ‘Lyrically’ to ‘Shoki’ to ‘Efejoku’, koni da fun iya anybody.’ He then slammed the microphone on stage, threw his cup on the floor and gave the middle finger as he stormed off the stage.
While some supported that he did the right thing and some felt he had too much to drink during the ceremony, his speech has left the social media buzzing with various funny perspectives to it, inspiring some creative re-writes to the speech.
See the compilation below…
Every single girl we had was a hit back to back. From Aisha to Nkem to Kemi, yet we don’t have bae. Iyalaya anybody, stupor ti take over.
— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) January 8, 2016
Every food was a hit back to Back from Eba to Apku to Shawarma yet I never fat . Iyalaya Anybody … Mawu Mawu ti Take over 😂😂😂
— TOY SOLDIER (@TEMA_TINZU) January 7, 2016
Every Single Show On Zee World Was A Hit, From Saloni To Destiny To Laali Yet No One Win Oscars, Iyalaya Anybody… Empire Ti Takeover
— KINDLY FOLLOW BACK (@ama_Dope) January 7, 2016
Every single exercise was a hit. Back to Back. From sit up,to squats,to press-up,to crunch,to jogging…yet no weight loss…Iyalaya anybody
— Angie♥ (@ItzMissFresh) January 7, 2016
Every Single Ride Was A Hit Back To Back, From G Wagon To Range Rover To Porsche Yet E Still Dey Crash, Iyalaya Anybody. Danfo Ti Takeover
— KINDLY FOLLOW BACK (@ama_Dope) January 7, 2016
#backtoback Every exam I ever wrote was a hit back to back. From waec, to neco, to post ume but still no admission… Iyalawa somebody
— Olamide Olufadi (@iam_olamz) January 7, 2016
Every hustle on twitter was a hit Back2back, frm PR bizness 2 Writing Yet followers no increase, Iyalaya won, buying followers ti take over
— Freelance Writer. (@RealBabymouth) January 7, 2016
Every degree was a hit back 2 back,from diploma to LL.B to Law school,yet they’re offering 50k,iyalaya law firm,private practice ti takeover
— Onaopemipo (@Ms_Bootylecious) January 8, 2016
Every single condom was a hit back to back from durex to gold circle to rough rider yet e still dey burst. Flesh to flesh ti take over
— MO Yo So Re (@Iam_CuteTeez) January 8, 2016
Every transfer failure was a hit, back to back, from Hernandes to Nani to Di maria, still no top class signing, ouch…LVG Wise Up!!
— adedokun alex (@adedokun_alex) January 8, 2016
Every Single alawee was a hit. BACK TO BACK… Oga state coordinator , if you want my alawee, come and collect it pic.twitter.com/ZKLodWcPVp
— NaijaTunezBDay Jan16 (@GeorgexTunez) January 7, 2016
EFCC will be like Every Single Arrest Was A Hit, Back To Back. From Dasuki to Dokpesi to Metuh now to jafaru. Koni da fun iyalaya anybody.
— seyirules (@seyik16) January 8, 2016
Yaya Tourte and Aubemeyang
Every fone i use was a hit back to back,frm BB to infinix to iphone,but still d fone no last,nokia torch ti take over,f**k dat shiiiii*
— Nickie B (@Itznickiesneh) January 8, 2016
Every fucking kush was a hit back 2 back..From WEED to SK to PAWPAW..Yet i never mad..Iyalaya anybody..Drug ti take over..Holiness o jawo mo
— Emmanuel (@I_Am_Brant) January 8, 2016
She’s like ” Every food I cooked was a hit. Back to Back. From Eba to Amala to Jollof….but the idiot never propose pic.twitter.com/1FUKMtaOpr
— Steevane (@Stee_vane) January 7, 2016
#AdForumCo Every F#*King Exam was a hit. pic.twitter.com/1GH4RHHwDO
— AdForumCo (@AdForumCo) January 6, 2016
SIngle was a hit
LOL
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Fine Chick Lady got Embarrassed by a monkey lols

As seen on twitter today. The look on her face is hilarious.

Bread or baby arm? Japanese parents are comparing their babies' chubby arms to bread rolls in bizarre new trend

Japanese parents have been tweeting photos of their babies' chubby arms next to bread rolls. In a curious craze that is sweeping Twitter and Instagram, mums and dads are snapping pictures of their children's arms alongside sticks of "pull-apart bread", a popular brioche-style snack from Japanese supermarkets.
It all started after one user, named Koni (@sn15papa), posted a photo with the caption: 
"Which is bread and which is the arm? I can't tell."
"I created a tag and hope everyone else will take a look at it,"  Am I the only one who feels that this will become the greatest tag? tweeted the proud parent, Koni. "
Clearly, many people agreed. The hashtag launched hundreds of snaps featuring plump baby arms lined up alongside little lumps of dough. 

More photos...






See this Big Ukwu on this Lady (Backside) is this real?

Ok guys, what do you think of it, you think it's real?

Monday, 2 May 2016

Who agrees with Peter Okoye...?

You agree?

Girls are looking for engagement rings, this one is complaining about the one she got...lol

Well...

Oh my! you wont believe what they are doing to this Lil girl (Is this right?)

In-case you didn't figure it out, That's a Lil girl in that picture, and they are getting her nails fixed, Some parents ehh... 

One day, Babies will have to pay Levy before they suck their mothers breast lols (Cartoon)

Only in Nigeria lol.

Lols, See how a lady swiftly & publicly claimed her man from another girl

A female Twitter user tweeted that she was wondering what an old friend was doing, saying she wanted to secretly annoy him like old times. She tagged him in the tweet probably trying to get him to notice....
but his current girlfriend noticed and immediately claimed her man and shared intimate pictures of the two of them. Guess that was enough warning to the twitter user whose page is now private. Read the drama after the cut...



Sunday, 1 May 2016

Check him out and his G-Wagon, Lil boy gat swagg

Real lady killer...

Read this Funny Buhari joke lol


A man woke up and shouted "Holy Ghost Fire!!
" Wife: what is it, was lion chasing you? 
Man: that would have been better. 
Wife: what is it then? 
Man: I nearly voted Buhari again in my dream. 
Wife: Blood of Jesus! Honey, lets pray.

Lmao, i wonder why people are running from change, i thought you guys voted for change, now you have seen change and you are running lols

Vera Sidika struggles to put on her jeans due to her big backside

Lol at Behind the scenes...