Saturday, 11 June 2016
POLICE DEY READ BIBLE OOO!!! (Funny joke)
On Lagos-Ibadan express road, a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers. Having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' Pastor, they asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on the paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V. That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout "stolen vehicle!Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the Pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied "Please, leave that pastor thing...in any case, if you are indeed a Pastor,then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it."The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: "Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me".The incredulous Pastor opened the passage and read:" Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny." Matthew 5:25, 26 (If u don't believe open and read for urself)The man of God quietly made an "offering" of one N100 to his newly found "preacher""End of service! Go in peace and argue no more," said the policeman
Friday, 10 June 2016
Thursday, 9 June 2016
Wednesday, 8 June 2016
Lol. Check out Jim Iyke's brand new tear rubber fiancée
Actor Jim Iyke now has this new fiancée that's ready to put his 'haters' in their place, lol. Read what he wrote below:
HATERS' is a DISEASE. MEET THE 'CURE'. My brand new tear rubber FIANCÉE. Added the back view for good measure too. Now let me see these douchebags talk sh*t about me. I Dare y'all!! (Even me can't talk sh**) I swear I'll show up in your house wiv my TERMINATOR BAE and whop your whole family's ass! They dont understand us hun. I LOVE YOU BABY!! #COUPLEALERT #LoveOfMyLife #BGBae #Voltron #LaughSunday #KickAss #HarvPapa#Gladysboi #Bae #BaeChronicles 😡😂😂💪🏾😍😍
Tuesday, 7 June 2016
Monday, 6 June 2016
Lady writes Banky W saying God revealed to her that he is her husband
23 THINGS A MAN MUST NEVER DO TO A LADY!
23 THINGS A MAN MUST NEVER DO TO A LADY!
1. Don’t Break Her Heart
2. Don’t Pretend You Love Her
3. Don’t Tell Her She Is Ugly
4. Don’t Compare Her To Your Ex
5. Don’t Take Her Love For Granted
6. Don’t Shout On Her
7. Don’t Beat Her
8. Never Cheat On Her
9. Don’t Disrespect Her
10. Don’t Waste Her Time If You Will Not Marry Her
11. Don’t Make Her Break Her Decision Of “NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE”
12. Don’t Make Her Feel Unloved
13. Don’t Rape Her
14. Never Fail To Say She Is Beautiful
15. Don’t Disgrace Her In The Public
16. Don’t impregnate Her And Deny it
17. Don’t Expose Her Secrets To Your Friends And Family
18. Don’t Lie To Her
19. Don’t Correct Her In The Public
20. Don’t Hate Her Family
21. Don’t Treat Her Like Your Housemaid
22. Don’t Make Promises You Can’t Keep
23. Never Destroy Her
ladies if you agreed ... Comment ... "YES"
1. Don’t Break Her Heart
2. Don’t Pretend You Love Her
3. Don’t Tell Her She Is Ugly
4. Don’t Compare Her To Your Ex
5. Don’t Take Her Love For Granted
6. Don’t Shout On Her
7. Don’t Beat Her
8. Never Cheat On Her
9. Don’t Disrespect Her
10. Don’t Waste Her Time If You Will Not Marry Her
11. Don’t Make Her Break Her Decision Of “NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE”
12. Don’t Make Her Feel Unloved
13. Don’t Rape Her
14. Never Fail To Say She Is Beautiful
15. Don’t Disgrace Her In The Public
16. Don’t impregnate Her And Deny it
17. Don’t Expose Her Secrets To Your Friends And Family
18. Don’t Lie To Her
19. Don’t Correct Her In The Public
20. Don’t Hate Her Family
21. Don’t Treat Her Like Your Housemaid
22. Don’t Make Promises You Can’t Keep
23. Never Destroy Her
ladies if you agreed ... Comment ... "YES"
Sunday, 5 June 2016
Photo: When you see struggling mothers like this, don't bargain with them, instead pay more
Musician Jazzman Olofin shared this photo of a woman and her child who fell asleep by the roadside while selling fruits. He wrote: "Struggling mothers like this... Don't bargain with them, instead pay more. Show a little love, share a little hope. Survival is a tearful battle for most, especially with children. In God we trust... Happy Sunday!". Well said...
What happens these days when you cook with fresh tomatoes..lol
Lol. Nigerians will not kill me one day...
Saturday, 4 June 2016
Lol...see the signs newly married couple carried at their wedding
Looks like they will have a good marriage...lol
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