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Tuesday, 23 August 2016

This is what APC Peopl are doing lol

No matter how hard they try, PDP was still better lols

Lol, Ladies can lie about their age (funny photo)

Lol, the guy has had enough of her lies, so we must confirm it today lols.

This happens when you annoy your mum on Christmas Day lol

I don't think a loving mum would this lols, if you don't want to eat chicken boney legs, then don't annoy your mum .

Lol. Breastfeeding mum squirts milk at woman who told her to move somewhere else

Last week, a mother breastfeeding her child in a public park in Dartford, Kent, allegedly squirted her breast milk at a woman who told her to move somewhere private. The incident was then reported on a local Facebook forum called Dartford Gossip Page. where the alleged victim posted anonymously:

The post stated: 'To the lady in Dartford park who thought it was appropriate to breastfeed her baby whist my child and very easily distracted husband sat nearby. 'I don't think it was necessary for you to react the way you did just because I asked you to go somewhere private, telling me to f*** off and squirting me with your boobs was incredibly uncalled for. I hope you are ashamed of yourself!'
The breastfeeding mum got a lot of support while the supposed victim and her husband were insulted. Read some of the comments...

Bride shocked to see monkey ring bearer at her wedding

Natalie Biggins from the UK was shocked and amused to see an unexpected guest on her big day. As she stood at the altar with her man, a macaque rhesus monkey named Rosie appeared bearing the wedding rings and made straight for the best man, Chris Kean to hand over her precious gift. The idea was the brainchild of groom, 30-year-old Jamie Richardson - also from the UK - who spent £2000 on the surprise, he said the cost was worth it just to see the look on the face of his beloved.

He said:

“I had been thinking for ages about what little surprises I could do for the day and I thought a monkey was perfect. “You hear about people having dogs and even owls, but you never hear of monkeys. I get far too carried away when I get an idea in my head.”

Natialie, 27, a special needs teaching assistant whose favorite animals are monkeys said:

“He loves surprises so I wasn’t surprised he had done something - but I didn’t think it would be a monkey. “It certainly added an extra something to the day, and I think my face in the video says it all.”

Jamie had to get permission from the hotel where the wedding held and from the local council before he could enlist Rosie's help.
He added:

“Loads of people had photos with the monkey and he even stole one of the prosecco ice pops. “It was absolutely brilliant.”

Lmao Check this Hot guys you must see something wrong

See anything odd in it? Comment and share when you find it lol.

Photo: See the words written on a Keke. Lol.

I guess it means 'Mysterious God' or is there a word like Immirimious? Source: Ambode Obsarver

Twitter mocks Drake after reports swirl on social media that he is planning to diss Eminem in new song

OK, here's how the story goes. Eminem signed Joe Budden to his record label. Joe Budden and Drake used to be friends but the pair fell out and are currently on beefing terms.

On Wednesday, American media executive and HOT 97 radio presenter Ebro Darden opened up on his show about a private conversation he had with Drake about Joe Budden and Eminem.
“We talked about Joe Budden,” Darden said. “He was laughing. He was like, ‘I gave him a little look…That’s why Joe ain’t put out the DMs. He keeps threatening he’s gonna put out DMs, where I DM’ed him…The reason he ain’t put them out was because I DM’ed him and said, ‘I hope you get well in this tough time, aka you out here strung out on dope or something.’ So he ain’t put that out.'”
That’s when Eminem came into the conversation.

“I told Drake,” Darden added, “That the rumor was that Eminem was gonna gear up to come after him. He laughed. He was like, ‘That’s not gonna happen. He’d never do that and if he did, I’ve got something for him too.’ This was a private convo…That’s what he said.”

The Twitter world couldn't believe that Drake could even imagine wanting to do a diss track for Eminem- regarded as the 'deadliest' rapper alive, something no other rapper dead or alive has tried to do.

See the Tweets below.