Funny Whatsapp conversation between a man and his plumber

Lol...@ all I know is pipe...

A Reader tells bizarre/funny story about a LASMA official with pics

Below is what thereader sent in with the photos above...

"This happened at CMS area of Lagos this morning. This LASTMA officer stopped our staff bus for no reason. People came down from the bus and pleaded with him to let us go but he insisted that we must turn and follow the alternative route. When our bus was about to move he started displaying stupid acts (you can see the picture above).

Funny But Interesting FACTS BOOK (must read)

1.Kissing your man is nt a problem. The problem is how you do it. Stop making Sounds like a car Crash.
2, Screaming during Sex is romantic and its not a problem. The problem is Shouting words like ; "
JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARRY" You are having illegal Sex, Not a Church Service. And besides i dont knw if you
are reminding God to Punish you Later.
3, Wearing short skimpy skirts is not a problem,
infact its very Sexxy (And you are happy you look sexy?). The problem is wearing your Min and looking all nice but when
you see Guyz you try to Pull it down now forcing it to be long.
Dont you see that you are deceiving yourself?
4, Loving your man is nt a problem. The problem is Changing your Surname on Facebook and put his surname before
you are not even Introduced to his mother.
Just Chill, i would hate to read your Post Later saying " MEN ARE WICKED AND CHEATS"
5, Saying all Men are the Same is not my problem but Who asked you to try them ALL?
6, Bleaching your skin is not a problem .The problem having White Face, Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips and Black Legs.
Are you a Zebra?
7. Reading this post a'int a problem, infact it's welcomed, but the problem is reading without liking it, sharing it and
commenting!

Hilarious but funny! Between Solange and a Nigerian on twitter

Solange Knowles posted this photo on twitter and asked "Anyone know who designed this?" Now see the reply she got from a Nigerian after the cut...too funny!

Funny sayings, read and Laugh

SMH : some people Ain't even ashamed at all, so after your four years in school,
 All you could come and upload to Facebook is the pictures where you were
given award of been the the sexiest lady of your department and yet still
having carry over, and later you wil still be blaming the government for
not providing jobs, your mate are busy thinking how to create jobs,
how to come with innovative programs that will turn the world 🌍 around,
 and you are here uploading sexy award with your carry over, and you are happy 😊 with the comments your deceivers are commenting. Hmmm Ders is God O

Obasanjo pictured relishing ice cream, Chai see his face lol

Former president Obasanjo pictured relishing a cup of ice cream at the Green Legacy resort, in Abeokuta, Ogun state capital recently

When a child met his grandfather's twin for the first time... funny photo

Lol. The little chap is looking like 'what's going on??'

See what an event organizer said to rapper, Vic O... lol

Left is an email from an event organizer asking to book funny rapper Vic O for a show and right is the email from Vic O's management with their performance fee. Now see the reply from the event organiser to Vic O's management after the cut...lol

Funny photo: who will you save???

Tell the truth o...lol

funnyphoto: how girls react when they realise they are dating the same guy lols

Lol. Who agrees with this? Please, men are even more jealous jor...

12 STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK (You will laugh till u get tired.) LOL

1. You see identical twins, you
still dey ask 'na twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol
2. Nepa brings light and
everyone in the neighborhood
shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask
me, O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
3. You see person dey vomit, you
still dey ask am 'you no well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how
to vomit.
4. You just wake up from sleep
person come ask you "you don
wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I go
chop for dream.
5. You see woman wey born new
pikin u ask her "madam u don
born? " No ohhhh, she buy am
for OLX...
6. You greet person "good
morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin
you don wake????
no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...
7. My guy ask me "O boy where u
dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd
him ask me "Wat is happening
there?"
Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO*
8. My neighbour sees me
opening the gates to drive out
and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all... I be the new
gateman...
9. I dey watch film? my guy enta
come ask me "Guy na film u dey
watch?
No naa... I dey discuss with
Osuofia...
.
10.U see me dey chop indomie
come dey ask me, O boy, na
indomie u dey chop so?
No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band
mixed with thread.
11. U see me dey come from inside rain
U come ask me, O boy rain beat u?
No oohh I just pour water for body as i wan enter house ni.
12. Dem tell u say person die for plane crash
U come ask say, em die as a passenger?
No, em die as a luggage.
As u dey now, abeg i need to
ask u one question, no vex abeg.
Shey 2day na monday??

funny story: Lolz. Groom sues his bride for not being

#HILARIOUS, dont try to deceive me with all that make_ups... Coz this will be our story lolz.
An Algerian groom took his bride to court
just a day after their marriage, accusing her
of not looking as pretty as before the
wedding and of cheating him with much
make-up.
The groom, who is seeking $20,000
damages, told court in the capital Algiers
that he was shocked when he got up in the
next morning and found that his wife
looked so different, that he could not
recognise her.
Newspapers in the North African Arab
country said the groom swore in court that
he even mistook his wife for a “thief who
came to steal his apartment".
“The groom told the judge that he could
not recognise his wife after she washed the
make-up off her face.
"He said he was deceived by her as she
used to fill up her face with make up before
their marriage,” the papers said, quoting a
court source.
“He said she looked very beautiful and
attractive before marriage, but when he
woke up in the morning and found that she
had washed the make-up off her face, he
was frightened as he thought she was a
thief.
"The groom told court that he is demanding
$20,000 damages for his psychological
suffering.”

Lovely story (Must Read)

A man went for an interview in an oil company. After the
interview, the Boss & the board members asked the man.
Boss; young man did you come
with a paper signed by a minister, a senator or an army
officer?
Man; the person that sent me
assured me that the job will be
given to me, And he has submitted the paper before i came.
Boss; is he a minister?.
Man; He is above a minister.
Boss; is he a governor or
mr president??
Man; He is above mr president.
Boss; my friend are u alrite?.
Now tell us who sent you befor i get yor arrested now.
Man; Him that sent me, His Name is Almighty God, the
owner of everything, both oil & gas.
There was a big silent everywhere
Boss.; young man u can
go. The man went home. After 2
weeks a letter of employment was sent to the man with free
accommodation & a new prado
jeep for official use.

You that is reading this post if you believe that God have
signed your paper of upliftment Pls give the Lord a big
"THANK YOU LORD"
God will make a way for you.