"Stop calling your husband 'baby'. Calling your husband baby can make him a baby in character and finances!"

Word of advice from Ufuoma Benard on Facebook ...lol

Between Bovi and Police Officers(Photo)

Ace comedian Bovi shared this photo of him having a laugh with police officers..The caption reads

That cheerful moment. They respected me for my works. I respected them because of them guns. . In the words of d late great comedian CD JOHN, "my only fear is God...... and gun

Lol respected them for their guns..The second Police man to the left still has his finger on the trigger..Nice pic

Can you spot the mistake in this photo?

There's an error somewhere in this Photo. Can anyone see it?

A Party without Jollof rice... is a Meeting lol

hihi, i Love the quote.

Grand Pa’s Burial (Joke)

Akpos grandfather died, the burial was in progress and the pastor talked at length of the good traits of the deceased.

”What an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. The widow leaned over and whispered to her son, Akpos, “Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that is your father in there.” (maybe they are mistaken him for someone else lols.

Check out some all time funny thoughts and questions asked on the Internet

These are some thoughts and questions asked by some people on the Internet over the years shared by a Facebook user. More after the cut..

Akpos attended a wedding. (Funny joke)

Akpos attended a wedding.
After the wedding the reception was a gathering of about 30 people.
He sat at the front seat.

Then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn’t reach those at the front.
When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately, Akpos had already changed his seat to the back.
Again, the drink didn’t reach him.
Akpos was so furious that he stood up to take his leave, but then he saw three ladies each with a big bowl.
This time, he tried to be wise by seating in the middle.
To his uttermost surprise, one of the ladies started sharing from the front while the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat. When it got to the middle where he was seated it got finished again.
Feeling so frustrated, Akpos bent his head, not looking at any face… .. But then the third lady tapped him and stretched her bowl that he should pick.. he stretched his hand…
Guess what was in the bowl? **TOOTHPICK.**
Lmao, if you were Akpos, what would you do????

Man pressing hard against a Ladies backside in public (photo)

Mostly likely his babe...see how he pressed against her..lol

Reader narrates how a young guy tried to insult her for turning down his advances (Photos)

Instagram User - aidee.erhime turned a guy's advances down through Instagram DM and it struck his ego so bad, he began to insult her moments after praising her beauty. Narrating what happened, she said,
"So this guy followed me and asked for a follow back which I honored. Less than a minute later, he's in my DM saying I should give him my number. I tell him that I cannot and when he insists, I unfollow him because he clearly has nothing to do. Next thing, he calls a girl he was initially attracted to 'ugly and skinny'. Do guys like this still exist? I really cannot believe that guys like these still exist in Nigeria in this century.  I am still shocked and scared for ladies with low self-esteem who may face people like this in the future and hurt themselves just because someone says they are skinny or ugly. Every lady is beautiful."

She further asks, 'Is it now a crime to say NO??!!' - Of course not! See more screenshots from their chat below....

Cute or dangerous?-See the number of dogs surrounding this baby

Oh my..I love dogs but this is so dangerous...Who thinks it's adorable...

6 WEEKS OF UNPROTECTED S3X

Girlfriend: Hello honey
Boyfriend : Hi baby
Girlfriend: I want to tell you something
Boyfriend: ummmm ok, go on
Girl: Plz promise me you won't be mad?
Boyfriend: I am a little bit nervous
He then asked... “Are you telling me or not? With high temper
Girlfriend: (started to cry) I, I,I,
I, I think , I think, I think am pregnant
Boyfriend:WhaAaaaaaat? How? How? How? (with a high
temper)
Girl: Yes i missed my periods I am pregnant
Boyfriend: You gotta be kidding right?
Girlfriend: Oh baby how could i joke with such thing?

(The boy dropped the phone & the Girl cried a lot thinking she
lost him for good, she even thought of committing a suicide,
after 30 minutes she then hears a knock at the door when she
opens up boooooooom it was her boyfriend, kneeling on the
door)

Boyfriend: 200 billion stars, 7continents ,196 countries,
9planets, 9 Provinces, 3 Capital cities and I had the privilege to
meet such a sophisticated, intelligent, motivated, inspirational
loving woman like you... Sweetheart let me correct you;
 you are not pregnant...
We are pregnant, we both are responsible
for the baby..
The love of my life will you marry me???


Does these kind of guys still exist? COMMENT & SHARE

Oh my, This securities are Searching female private Area too

 

this guys doesn't send you o, see the way they are invading these ladies privacy lol

CL!Ck Image B3Low to W@tch the V!deo

Osuofia Pressing Anita Joseph's Big Boobs (Nkem Owoh)

Mehn this man No well O.