Teenager asked her father to print a copy of her CV, and the dad embarrassed her through it...

Lauren Booth, a 16-year-old from Derbyshire, England, sent her father her CV at work so he could print a copy, he went beyond the call of duty. He made sure to add just about everything no one would want in their CV. Lauren shared a photo of the edited document on Twitter with the accompanying message:
 'Emailed my CV to dad at work so he could print it off for me and the bloody idiot has gone and changed it all.' See the addition he made after the cut.

When a bridesmaid sets her mind on catching the bride's bouquet ..lol (photo)

Lol... Ladies don't play with this things, if it were guys naw, everybody will be running away from it

i fainted during exam result announcement (Funny story)

In secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry. During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%.
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The results used to be
announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So I would always be the 1st Or 2nd to be
called out.
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One day, the Maths results were being released and my name wasn't among the first to be called out.
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The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s && 70s. Still my paper had not been called out. Everyone
kept looking at me asking: " Guy wats up?
"How you take do am?
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And the teacher went on to the 80s And when he got to 88%, He had one paper remaining. I then
asked myself, could I have scored a 90% in maths?
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I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong, Could I have gotten 88%?
I thought my dreams have been answered.
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The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me. It was Unbelievable. Finally the
teacher looked up and said, "There is a cow that did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and
get it now."I FAINTED!".

Funny Tweet from Don Jazzy

Don Jazzy makes fun of the flood situation in Lekki after the heavy rainfall yesterday...

TF? See what they showed in a children's cartoon (photos)

It's actually old from the popular 1990s cartoon called Hey Arnold, which aired on Nickelodeon from October 7, 1996 to June 8, 2004. Someone on twitter yesterday shared what appeared to be an explicit and very inappropriate scene showing a woman getting her groceries ate. See the explicit pic and video after the cut...

POLICE DEY READ BIBLE OOO!!! (Funny joke)

On Lagos-Ibadan express road, a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers. Having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' Pastor, they asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on the paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V. That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout "stolen vehicle!Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the Pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied "Please, leave that pastor thing...in any case, if you are indeed a Pastor,then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it."The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: "Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me".The incredulous Pastor opened the passage and read:" Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny." Matthew 5:25, 26 (If u don't believe open and read for urself)The man of God quietly made an "offering" of one N100 to his newly found "preacher""End of service! Go in peace and argue no more," said the policeman

Funny Tweet of the day!

Lol...

Photo of the day! featuring white man

Lol... what was he thinking?

This actually happened...lol was it his wife?

Lol..someone gave him a wax...

Lol. Check out Jim Iyke's brand new tear rubber fiancée

Actor Jim Iyke now has this new fiancée that's ready to put his 'haters' in their place, lol. Read what he wrote below:

HATERS' is a DISEASE. MEET THE 'CURE'. My brand new tear rubber FIANCÉE. Added the back view for good measure too. Now let me see these douchebags talk sh*t about me. I Dare y'all!! (Even me can't talk sh**) I swear I'll show up in your house wiv my TERMINATOR BAE and whop your whole family's ass! They dont understand us hun. I LOVE YOU BABY!! #COUPLEALERT #LoveOfMyLife #BGBae #Voltron #LaughSunday #KickAss #HarvPapa#Gladysboi #Bae #BaeChronicles 😡😂😂💪🏾😍😍

Omg...Did this Lady really do this? (see photo)

Nothing someone won't see....lol

Lol..imagine this happened to you...

Like, what the heck is that?

Lady writes Banky W saying God revealed to her that he is her husband

Singer Bank W shared the screenshot of a mail he received from a lady who claimed that God revealed to her, three times, that he is her husband.