Funny joke: Little Johnny and teacher lols

 

Little Johnny was sitting in
class doing math problems
when his teacher picked him
to answer a question,
"Johnny, if there were five
birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun,
how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause
the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said
the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little
Johnny says, "I have a
question for you. If there
were three women eating ice
cream cones in a shop, one
was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone
and the third was sucking her
cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher
nervously, "I guess the one
sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with
the wedding ring on her
finger, but I like the way
you're thinking."