Funny Joke (Don't Laugh Alone)

A female class teacher was having a problem with a
boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, i
should be in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister and
she's in 4th grade".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the
principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some
questions from 4th grade

Principal: What is 3 3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6 6
Boy: 12 The boy got all questions right.
The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to
4th grade immediately.
Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal
agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that i've only 2 Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that i don't have
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid
Boy: Coconut Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft
and sticky
(The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he
could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do
Boy: Tent
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when
you are bored. The best man always has me first
Boy: Wedding ring Madam: I come in many sizes. When i'm not well, i
drip. When you blow me,you feel good
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come
with a quiver
Boy: Arrow, principal: jesus, Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if
you don't get it, you've to use your hand
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in
some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his and a
man gives it to his wife after marriage
Boy: surname,
principal: chinekemeee,
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is
responsible for making love
Boy: Heart,
principal : ehhhhh,
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam 'Send this BLOODY boy to the University...even i
myself got all answers wrong! Lolzzzzzzzzz