Lol. See what this lady posted about having s3x with guys on Facebook...

Guess, they got served! Lol...

Akpos Wife haves s ex with the neighbor (Funny joke)

Wife: honey can you please help me clean the garden
Husband: do i look like a gardener?
Wife:ooh am sorry honey, ok then fix bathroom door plz
Husband: do i look like a carpenter?
husband walks out, at returning, he finds the garden cleaned and the door
fixed.

Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself
Wife: its not me
Husband: who then?
Wife: Johnny our neighbor
Husband: how much did u pay him?
Wife: No, he just gave me 2 options, bread or sex
Husband: i hope you gave him bread
Wife: Do I look like a baker?...... 

Hahahahaha:-C:-) will you blame the wife?

You go, girl! As seen on 3rd Mainland Bridge today

Cute lady in heels seen riding a motorcycle on 3rd Mainland Bridge. #InternationalWomen'sday. Photo credit: Fakoya Tolulope

ATM machine is Angry at this Ashawo girl lols (Funny Cartoon)

 

Lmao, even ATM too is angry at the rate this Ladies spends guys money anyhow lolz.

Woman thought she ate some 'ass' when she saw her bill which read "Ass meat" Lol

Sharon Hamilton dined at an African restaurant and thoroughly enjoyed her meal of Jollof Rice and Chicken.
However, she was shocked when she got her ticket and it read "Ass Meat" (which really meant assorted meat) which she mistook for "Ass". Should we put her out of her misery or allow her to go on believing she ate "ass that was so good"? Lol. Her Facebook post after the cut...

"So today I had a chaotic day. After all the crap I went through.....I worked up an appetite & decided to try out this African restaurant. I didn't recognize anything on the menu....so I just told the waiter to give me something good. I started eating my food that included chicken. The chicken bones looked very different and I was thinking to myself.....they cut this chicken any kind of way. The food was delicious, but when I got my ticket this was the description of my food lord what did I eat!! ‪#‎Imsick‬#didijusttossasalad ‪#‎whatwasit‬#iatesomeass#asstastelikechicken#thatasswasgood"

this is why some ladies aren't moving forward in life

ladies take note, its kinda true.

How our parents used to dress, and how we now dress Nak ed

what went wrong guys? soon we gonna be stepping out naked lols.

Photo: See the tattered furniture in the Nigerian Senate hearing room

That is allegedly the current state of furniture in the Nigerian Senate's Hearing Room 2 despite the annual billions of Naira allocation. Photo credit: @NGShineYourEye

As seen in Ojuelegba this morning...

The hustle tight my brother, Anyway na way...:-)

Akpors was caught red handed by his principal writing (Funny Joke)

Akpors was caught red handed by
his principal writing
"MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL"

PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you
writing? [about to Slap Akpors].

AKPORS: Sir, I have not finished
writing it.

PRINCIPAL: [angry] What do you mean. 
You are insulting me and you are telling me
that you have not finished?

AKPORS: This is not what I want to
write.


PRINCIPAL: So what did you want
to write?

AKPORS: I wanted to write "MAY
GOD PUNISH MY
PRINCIPAL'S ENEMIES"

................One word for akpos...............

Funny Joke (Don't Laugh Alone)

A female class teacher was having a problem with a
boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, i
should be in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister and
she's in 4th grade".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the
principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some
questions from 4th grade

Principal: What is 3 3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6 6
Boy: 12 The boy got all questions right.
The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to
4th grade immediately.
Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal
agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that i've only 2 Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that i don't have
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid
Boy: Coconut Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft
and sticky
(The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he
could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do
Boy: Tent
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when
you are bored. The best man always has me first
Boy: Wedding ring Madam: I come in many sizes. When i'm not well, i
drip. When you blow me,you feel good
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come
with a quiver
Boy: Arrow, principal: jesus, Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if
you don't get it, you've to use your hand
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in
some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his and a
man gives it to his wife after marriage
Boy: surname,
principal: chinekemeee,
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is
responsible for making love
Boy: Heart,
principal : ehhhhh,
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam 'Send this BLOODY boy to the University...even i
myself got all answers wrong! Lolzzzzzzzzz

Oh My!! See what this kid was spotted doing

Wow.....Kids and scary adventures...

Buhari Looks more hip hop niqqa than 50 cent lols

The Above photo is that of Nigerian president Buhari, hehe, Since he Likes Change, Nigerians has decided to change him too, That's change for you my people, but to be honest, he Looks dope.