funnyJoke: this Guy is in Love

A guy was in love with a girl but never had the
guts to tell her.
One night around at night, he gathered some
courage & sent her a text with these honest words...
"Doreen, I love you,
I wonna date you. Plz reply & tell me how
you feel."
A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone.
He was so scared and too tensed to
open it that night so he decided not to check the message
until the next morning when he's less tense and in better senses.
 So he went to sleep.
When he woke up the next day he prayed seriously about the message for
good news,
went about doing his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took a bath, dressed
himself up then climbed into bed and picked his phone to read the message on
his phone. This was the response he read:
"Dear customer you have insufficient balance to send this message. Please recharge your account and try again". 😎

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#FunnyPhoto: she's getting ready for a date

She's ready to go on a date with You O, yes You! Lol, so come take her out.

#Funny joke: Between Teacher and Children

TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!

TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?
CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!

TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: Enugu!

TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?
CHILDREN: D-Banj and 2face!

TEACHER: Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?
CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!

TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5?
CHILDREN: 25!

TEACHER: That's great! You're going to be stupid like this until Aregbesola
pays my SIX MONTHS Salary.

#FunnyPhoto! This man is completely Dumb O

I wonder the kind brain wey dis man get lol,
what do you think will happen to him if he does this lol, na Gobe be hin name

#FunnyJoke: Annoyin 8 year old son

Father: Son can u plz go buy me a soft drink

Son: Coke or Pepsi?

Father: Coke

Son: Diet or regular?

Father: Regular
Son: Bottle or can?

Father: Bottle

Son: 500ml or 1liter?

Father: Damit!!!! Just buy me water!!!!

Son: Natural or mineral?

Father: Mineral

Son: Hot or cold?

Father: Im gonna strike u with a broom u idiot

Son: Stick broom or soft broom?

Father: Stop this u little animal

Son: Cow or pig?

Father: Get the hell out of here u bastard!!!!

Son: Now or later?

Father: Now!!!!

Son: So u gonna throw me out or not?

Father: Im gonna kill u!!!!

Son: With a gun or knife?

Father: Im gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!

Son: In the head or stomach?

Father: You pest!!!!

Son: Cockroach or rat?

Father: Fuck you!!!!

Son: With a condom or flesh?

Father: (Faints)

Son: Are u dead or sleeping?

funnyPhoto: you are what you eat

Wonders shall never end, lols

#Joke: teacher n kid

Teacher : How old is ur Father ?
Kid : 6 yrs
Teacher : what ? How is it possible
Kid : He became Father only When I was born

(Fantastic logic)
One word for this kid?

Funny Photo: woman on street toilet lols

Cho! This is serious, In case you can't get home quickly, you can use this
Lol, i wonder what she is think rightnow.. Any idea?

#Joke: How Police Catches a Thief in 5 Different Countries!!!

How Police Catches a Thief in 5 Different Countries!!!

American Style: allow the thief to
catch you, then you catch the thief.

China Style: chase the thief until
he becomes tired, then you catch him.

Arab Style: kidnap the thief's wife
and threaten the thief to surrender.

Indian Style: Sing for the thief
until he comes close to you, then catch him.

Nigerian Style: Catch any person around the crime scene, beat him until he
agrees that he is a thief

# LMAO