Tuesday 28 June 2016

Corpers made to carry their beds on their head and march around for waking up late

Guess this is one of the things you go through when you're a Youth Corper. These ones were made to carry their beds on their head and march round the parade ground several times, for waking up late. And after they laid their beds in the middle of the parade ground, they were told to continue their sleep there...lol. More photos after the cut...

Sunday 26 June 2016

Lol. Naughty homeless man wants to f#uck

This is a homeless man in New York with several signs. The big sign reads: "Will f@ck a fat chick for a hotel room. Please Help" and beside that it says "100% for real" another one says "Please Tip for F@cks"

Saturday 25 June 2016

South African Twitter user claims that he has slept with over 100 followers in 6 years

A South African twitter user named Mtamerri Mthimkhulu claims to have slept with over 100 of his followers in six years.

Wednesday 22 June 2016

Question of the day

As shared by Sound Sultan via Instagram. Who will die first - A or B? Lol

Sunday 19 June 2016

This guy is crazy! Heavily tattooed gangster gets multiple tattoos of Beyonce on his body

The man described as a certified gang banger shared a photo of himself getting a new tattoo on his body, while showing a tattoo of Beyonce's face on his thigh!

Saturday 18 June 2016

This Keke Napep driver is nobody's mate...he's got fan and DVD player in his Keke

Are those flowers too? Talk about standing out! Photo credit: @Pa_muel/twitter

Another NYSC member murderz English, (See grammar)

This excited Corps member took to her Facebook page to express how happy she was to serve as an NYSC member. Her friends saw her typo and her post went viral.
She finally caught her error and corrected herself.

She's cute!

Friday 17 June 2016

Lets appreciate boobz, According to Huddah Monroe

 Well..

This frog looks extremely well-endowed with a p3nis, or so it seems (photos)

This photos of a Frog's 'private' parts were shared on Facebook by Keith Leech, a truck driver from Australia, which caused much hilarity among social media users.
But the ''endowment'' or “penis” is actually believed to be an “extra partially formed leg” as frogs don’t have a penis, according to animal scientists. “It’s not a penis, frogs don’t have them."

"But penises did evolve from ‘legs’ during embryonic development so an extra leg is part way there,”
Gerry Marantelli from the Australian Amphibian Research Centre told BuzzFeed News:

“Amphibians in one way likely invented the penis (albeit not the modern one).” he said.

Twitter Users react to the photos of the badly designed reception dress sewn for a bride by a Nigerian fashion designer

Nigerians have reached a verdict on twitter! Lol. They have reacted to the story of the bride who was shocked after receiving her reception dress that was put together by a Nigerian designer. For those asking why the bride saw the dress two days to her wedding, she claims she's based in London and arrived back in Nigeria days to the event.
Meanwhile, the Designer has defended herself via Instagram, claiming the bride was heavily pregnant and involved in the process all through. The Bride's friends have however debunked the allegations and shared some wedding photos. See their tweets after the cut...
















Thursday 16 June 2016

Photo of the day, you won't believe what they wrote on their wall

This picture was taken at kakuri kaduna state. caption "pls urinate here we need it o" lol #HealthyGrass 😂

Wednesday 15 June 2016

Would you do this to a little child? Lol

Well, in Nigeria, it's better to do this than carry her before they call you a kidnapper...

When a Twitter troll tries to get you fired but you're an Entrepreneur (Photos)

An anti-islamophobic Christian woman was minding her business and trying to portray Islam as a non violent religion after the Orlando attack a day ago, when another user, Riley, decided to be a troll by straying into her mentions and trying to force his own negative opinions on her.
Rather than let it get to her, she sent out a message to someone close to him, letting the person know his behaviour on Twitter. When he found our what she did, he angrily took a screenshot of the message and emailed the business initially displayed on her twitter profile via Facebook, in an attempt to get her fired. Turns out she's an entrepreneur in charge of her own business. Lol. See more tweets after the cut..



Tuesday 14 June 2016

THE SHOOTING OF A MOVIE. (Funny joke)

THE SHOOTING OF A MOVIE.
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Director: Alright now you will
stand here and we are going to open the cage for
the lion to
come out it will chase you but it wont bite you. It
dosen't bit
.
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Akpos: How sure are you?
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Director: That is hw it is written in the script.
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Akpos: Has the lion read the script?
ehhhhhn GOD PUNISH YOU.

Monday 13 June 2016

woman overpowered a young man and stripped him lol.

A woman got instant revenge on a robber when she overpowered him and gave him a taste of his own pill when he tried to rob her with a knife. The incident which unfolded in Bogota, Colombia was captured on video and uploaded to liveleak. Footage shows the victim grabbing the young offender by the hair after he tried to rob her with a knife.

After disarming the attacker, she screams at him and slaps in around the head before searching his pockets and ordering him to kneel down.

He begs for mercy but she's having none of it and orders him to strip as crowds gather around.
His humiliation is complete when he runs off naked clutching his private parts  with the sound of cheering crowds ringing in his ears.