Saturday 30 April 2016
Spot the difference
There are four differences in both pictures. Who can spot them? Created by Digital Artist @aaronitems [Instagram]
This is what happens when Your wife says no S3X till after wedding
Lovely wedding photo... you must be wondering what is it that happens lol, just Look at that guys trouser, he couldn't wait for the night to come, he's already hard lolz
Friday 29 April 2016
Which tap is supplying the water?
This picture has gone viral and has been shared thousands of times. Can you tell which tap is supplying the water?
Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom (funny joke)
Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out.
He goes and sits outside the class.
The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing.
He asks, “Akpos, what are you doing outside sitting here laughing?”
Akpos replies, “I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.”
The Principal asks, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
Akpos replies, “Because they are in class taking in the smell while I’m here enjoying the fresh air.”
One word for akpors..........
He goes and sits outside the class.
The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing.
He asks, “Akpos, what are you doing outside sitting here laughing?”
Akpos replies, “I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.”
The Principal asks, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
Akpos replies, “Because they are in class taking in the smell while I’m here enjoying the fresh air.”
One word for akpors..........
Oh dear! See what a man found in an Ice block he bought (photo)
Twitter user @nazirgaladanchi shared the photo and wrote "For those that buy Ice-water should be careful especially at this challenging period of heat and lack of electricity".
Thursday 28 April 2016
Wednesday 27 April 2016
One of the Funniest and Interesting story i have seen (Must read)
Lols, this is very funny and interesting at the same time, so tell me, was the Rasta man right or wrong?
Photo: Sheep arrested by Somali police after it killed another sheep during fight
Yep! you heard right. Somali journalist and humanitarian worker, Rooble Mohamed shared this photo of a sheep on his twitter alleging that the animal is currently in police custody for killing one of its own during a fight.
Monday 25 April 2016
female Corper happy to complete her NYSC and Murdered English lol:-)
As she shared on FB! i wonder how she was able to graduate, when she can't even speak Correct English.
Sunday 24 April 2016
Saturday 23 April 2016
Ever since you slept with me, you don’t call any more, text or even give me money.
The following is a chat conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend on Whatsapp:
Girlfriend: Hey
Akpos: Hey
Girlfriend: Hope you are fine.
Akpos: Yeah.You?
Girlfriend: I’m good, dear. Ever since you slept with me, you don’t call any more, text or even give me money.
Akpos: Have you ever seen the President campaign after winning the election?......
Hahahahaha:-C:-) one word for Akpos pls?
Girlfriend: Hey
Akpos: Hey
Girlfriend: Hope you are fine.
Akpos: Yeah.You?
Girlfriend: I’m good, dear. Ever since you slept with me, you don’t call any more, text or even give me money.
Akpos: Have you ever seen the President campaign after winning the election?......
Hahahahaha:-C:-) one word for Akpos pls?
Lol...biko, is this what they are supposed to be doing in a gym?
This photo taken inside a gym in Nigeria is making the rounds on twitter with most people questioning the idea of eating when they should be exercising. They have to fuel up before working out, right? Lol
Thursday 21 April 2016
Isn't this a disgrace to women?
It was drama galore recently when a Lady finally met the Side chick of the man she's dating, The source who sent the gist to us said the two ladies met in a busy street, they conronted each other,
One thing led to another and they finally engaged in a Serious fight, exposing their Goodies and boobies for everyone to see...
Cl!ck below to watch the v!deo
One thing led to another and they finally engaged in a Serious fight, exposing their Goodies and boobies for everyone to see...
Cl!ck below to watch the v!deo
Quote of the day! its funny but truth
The quote of the day is "I spent 10 years studying to learn how to do it in 10 minutes". So, pay up! :-)
Read this Short Fuuny Joke
1st son : Degree in Economics.
2nd son: MBA.
3rd son : PhD
4th son : Thief
Neighbour: Why can’t you throw the
4th son out of your house? Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed......
due to naija palaver.
Hahahahaha:-C:-)
2nd son: MBA.
3rd son : PhD
4th son : Thief
Neighbour: Why can’t you throw the
4th son out of your house? Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed......
due to naija palaver.
Hahahahaha:-C:-)
Lol...imagine this! you will think she is Nak3d
How do you wear this out? Lol. Black woman wearing a light skinned leggings making people think she's naked!
>>> CLICK HERE NOW TO SEE THE OTHER ONE'S.
>>> CLICK HERE NOW TO SEE THE OTHER ONE'S.
Lady steps out Na-ked in Public and guys videoed her (watch video)
Only God knows the kinda spirit that entered this Lady, to make her wear this in public
with out her undies she just came out and trust the people, they had fun videoing her and taking pictures.
Cl!ck below to watch the v!deo
with out her undies she just came out and trust the people, they had fun videoing her and taking pictures.
Cl!ck below to watch the v!deo
Wednesday 20 April 2016
Tuesday 19 April 2016
(18+) Sexy joke Read and Laugh...
A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young
nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with
her, "You are so attractive and I must have s*x
with you."
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She
stands up and gets off at the next stop. The man
is devastated. The bus driver, who overheard,
turns to the man and says, "I can tell you how to
get to make love with her!"
"Really? says the man.
"Yeah!" says the bus driver. "She goes to the
cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to
pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe
with a hood, put some of that glowing powder
stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery
claiming to be an Angel."
The man promises to give it a Try and arrives at
the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next
Tuesday night.
"I am an Angel," he declares to the nun, keeping
the hood low about His face, "God has directed
me to make love with you."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to
restrict himself to anal s*x, as she is desperate
not to lose her virginity. The man agrees and
promptly has his wicked way with her. This was
the best s*x he had ever had.
After finishing, he jumps up and throws back his
hood with a flourish, "Ha-ha!" he laughed happily,
"Surprise surprise, I am the man from the bus!"
"Ha-ha!" replied the nun, "Surprise surprise, I am
the bus driver!"
Monday 18 April 2016
Hardwork pays! lols see this photo
Lol.. you definitely think he wanted to tell us that he built this mansion and bought those classic cars, instead his telling us about his shorts lol...
Hilarious photo of the day!
You may see a Keke but the owner sees a Toyota Hilux. It's all in the mind...lol
Sunday 17 April 2016
Saturday 16 April 2016
Friday 15 April 2016
Akpos Wife haves s ex with the neighbor (Funny joke)
Wife: honey can you please help me clean the garden
Husband: do i look like a gardener?
Wife:ooh am sorry honey, ok then fix bathroom door plz
Husband: do i look like a carpenter?
husband walks out, at returning, he finds the garden cleaned and the door
fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself
Wife: its not me
Husband: who then?
Wife: Johnny our neighbor
Husband: how much did u pay him?
Wife: No, he just gave me 2 options, bread or sex
Husband: i hope you gave him bread
Wife: Do I look like a baker?......
Hahahahaha:-C:-) will you blame the wife?
Husband: do i look like a gardener?
Wife:ooh am sorry honey, ok then fix bathroom door plz
Husband: do i look like a carpenter?
husband walks out, at returning, he finds the garden cleaned and the door
fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself
Wife: its not me
Husband: who then?
Wife: Johnny our neighbor
Husband: how much did u pay him?
Wife: No, he just gave me 2 options, bread or sex
Husband: i hope you gave him bread
Wife: Do I look like a baker?......
Hahahahaha:-C:-) will you blame the wife?
You go, girl! As seen on 3rd Mainland Bridge today
Cute lady in heels seen riding a motorcycle on 3rd Mainland Bridge. #InternationalWomen'sday. Photo credit: Fakoya Tolulope
Thursday 14 April 2016
Wednesday 13 April 2016
Woman thought she ate some 'ass' when she saw her bill which read "Ass meat" Lol
Sharon Hamilton dined at an African restaurant and thoroughly enjoyed her meal of Jollof Rice and Chicken.
However, she was shocked when she got her ticket and it read "Ass Meat" (which really meant assorted meat) which she mistook for "Ass". Should we put her out of her misery or allow her to go on believing she ate "ass that was so good"? Lol. Her Facebook post after the cut...
However, she was shocked when she got her ticket and it read "Ass Meat" (which really meant assorted meat) which she mistook for "Ass". Should we put her out of her misery or allow her to go on believing she ate "ass that was so good"? Lol. Her Facebook post after the cut...
"So today I had a chaotic day. After all the crap I went through.....I worked up an appetite & decided to try out this African restaurant. I didn't recognize anything on the menu....so I just told the waiter to give me something good. I started eating my food that included chicken. The chicken bones looked very different and I was thinking to myself.....they cut this chicken any kind of way. The food was delicious, but when I got my ticket this was the description of my food lord what did I eat!! #Imsick#didijusttossasalad #whatwasit#iatesomeass#asstastelikechicken# thatasswasgood"
Tuesday 12 April 2016
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