Friday 25 March 2016

I took this Babe out and she ordered more than expected (Read n advice him lol)

I met a girl on Facebook and we met face
to face,I decided to take her to an
eatery place where we can relax and talk
better... I was with N1500,

I paid for our bike N350, and was left with
N1150, when we got there, before I could
order for malt for her, she
ordered for 3bottles of big stout for 1500,
and
2 plates of pepper soup that is 1000,
nkwobi
N800 and asked me to go
outside and buy her
recharge card of N1500. Now I am
outside....
.
what do you think I should do?
Please reply me fast!!!

lols Man tweets about Ladies having too much s3x and got a good reply

Gbam! Lol..

Fraudsters wants to dupe don jazzy

Lol. This is hilarious...

Monday 21 March 2016

Tuesday 15 March 2016

Imagine what was seen on the road in Lagos today (photo)

A trailer with a completely burst tyre seen at Signal Barracks close to Mile 2 bridge in Lagos today...

Lol. Arsenal fan burns his jersey after loss to Watford ends title hopes

An Arsenal fan burnt his jersey after Watford eliminated Arsenal from the F.A Cup. Arsenal is still in the champions league and premier league but face a daunting task against in-form Barcelona. They are also trailing Leicester on the EPL Table. Watch the video after the cut.

Monday 14 March 2016

Akpos involved in an accident, (Read the funny joke)

Akpos, who survived in a tragic accident which rendered 50 people dead at Lagos-Ibadan Express
Way was remanded in police custody to assist in police investigation.
Luckily for him, the police officer in charge is his friend Johnny.
Here is the Interrogation:

POLICE: Mr Akpos, how did you end up killing 50 people?
AKPOS: I was driving at 150km/h when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding
was taking place. I hit the brake but it failed, so I had to make a choice, either hit the two men or run into
the wedding party….
POLICE: Hit the two men of course to reduce Casualties!
AKPOS: Exactly, we think alike oooh! But after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party.
POLICE: So, what did you do?
AKPOS: I went after him to balance the equation…But unfortunately, people lost their lives in the process.

lolz my guys, how many years sentence does akpos deserve???

Wednesday 9 March 2016

Check out these funny divorce cakes

Who says only weddings deserve a nice cake? Newly divorced men and women have taken to baking elaborate cakes to celebrate the end of a union they pledged will be "for better for worst". 
They share images of their divorce cakes on social media. See more photos after the cut...
















Sunday 6 March 2016

When Ladies can't shit from the guy anymore

Lols  when your tired of your bae messing things up with you, you finally decide to face him Lmaol...
(but that's Rey Mysterio and the Great Khalid)

Haha, see what high Dollar rate has cost lols

Even orange hawkers too are using dollar for excuse lols. only in naija

See the result of APC's Change. lols.

shebi una say na change una want? well you have seen change now, and you are crying

Saturday 5 March 2016

Thursday 3 March 2016

Lol. See how a guy wickeded this girl with her hair

That's mean! Lol. A Facebook user shared this picture showing how he tangled this girl's hair after she stepped on him and didn't say sorry.

Tuesday 1 March 2016