Thursday 30 July 2015

Funny Joke: Girl toasting a guy lol

GIRL: Hi handsome.
BOY: Mcheeew (rolling his eyes)
GIRL: C'mon I mean no harm dude. Just
spare me a few minutes of your time.
BOY: say what you have to and leave
immediately.
GIRL: okay I have been watching you pass
here everyday and i feel attracted to you.
BOY: only that?
GIRL: I think you are hydrogen cause
whenever I see you my heart beats with a pop sound.
BOY: (blushing) aaaww stop the flattery.
GIRL: I'm damn serious. Can't you see that
am not sober and am staggering? That simply
proves that am drunk in love with you.
BOY: (smiling) go straight to The point, can't
you see am busy? (drawing patterns on The
ground using his feet)
GIRL: wow your smile is like Al Quaeda terrorists cause it has just captured The territory of my heart. Please give me a chance to invest in your heart business and you will see The profits
through my love for you.
BOY: You girls are just the same. You Just want
to use me then dump me heartlessly.
GIRL: OMG! Dats so inhuman. I want to show
you true love that can never even be witnessed
in the Soap Operas.
BOY: Kkk let me think about it then I will reply
you later.
GIRL: Okay handsome, take as much time
as you want. Whatever your decision is, I will
respect it but please say Yes.
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NOW MY QUESTION IS::
Will there ever be a beautiful
Moment like this? where girls will do the 'toasting' and we The guys do the 'blushing'? Lol.. Can this ever happen??

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