(18+) Sexy joke Read and Laugh...

A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young
nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with
her, "You are so attractive and I must have s*x
with you."

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She
stands up and gets off at the next stop. The man
is devastated. The bus driver, who overheard,
turns to the man and says, "I can tell you how to
get to make love with her!"
"Really? says the man.
"Yeah!" says the bus driver. "She goes to the
cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to
pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe
with a hood, put some of that glowing powder
stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery
claiming to be an Angel."
The man promises to give it a Try and arrives at
the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next
Tuesday night.
"I am an Angel," he declares to the nun, keeping
the hood low about His face, "God has directed
me to make love with you."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to
restrict himself to anal s*x, as she is desperate
not to lose her virginity. The man agrees and
promptly has his wicked way with her. This was
the best s*x he had ever had.
After finishing, he jumps up and throws back his
hood with a flourish, "Ha-ha!" he laughed happily,
"Surprise surprise, I am the man from the bus!"
"Ha-ha!" replied the nun, "Surprise surprise, I am
the bus driver!"